tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60535885673969122622011-04-21T13:04:57.812-07:00Madtoadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02036569853456170532noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6053588567396912262.post-89916581911130740712007-12-03T21:33:00.000-08:002007-12-10T22:47:41.313-08:00Brandon: (As the old healer woman) This is a dangerous place, and if you think the animals are dangerous you should see the plants!<br />Farone: Great, now I'm scared of plants.<br />*<br />Farone: At this point in the movie you would sacrifice yourself and then we'd be all like, "We gotta win this one for..." What's your name again?<br />Eli: Mr. Elf!<br />*<br />Eli: I rolled a '3' for Dave. He killed it.<br />*<br />Brandon: You hear a massive explosion behind you.<br />Farone: Wow! Beastmen explode when they fail a run check.<br />Eli: Dave! You've discovered their hidden weakness!<br />*<br />Brandon: Make a 'charm' check.<br />Farone: I actually have that skill...(rolls) 71. Fail.<br />Travis: Why do we try?<br />*<br />Brandon:(As an angry elf) What could you possibly need this herb for?!<br />Farone: I don't know. Flavor?<br />*<br />Brandon: (As dying priest, in a hoarse whisper) I...die...with a...relic of Sigmar...grasped...in my hand. For that...I am grateful...you must...not let it...fall here. Take it...to the Temple...in Middenheim...promise me!<br />Farone: Uh, yeah, um...sure, whatever. Ok. I guess.<br />Eli: (In hoarse whisper) Bring me...someone else!<br />*<br />Jared: I'm gonna check the wagon, see if I can tell where Granny went.<br />Brandon: Well, it's just a small little wagon...<br />Jared: Well, I'm a small little elf.<br />Brandon: There's not a lot of room in there...<br />Jared: I'm just going to poke my head in.<br />Brandon: But there's not much room...<br />Travis: Someone should tell the elf Granny's not lost in the wagon!<br />*<br />Jared: I tell the kids I can't read Reikspel.<br />Farone: I can! I'll read 'em a story.<br />Jared: Ok, I give him the book and look through the rest of Granny's stuff.<br />Brandon: You find a note.<br />Jared: I read it.<br />Eli: Those kids are gonna be mad when they find out you can read.<br />Travis: You lied to orphans? You're going to burn in Hell!<br />*<br />Toad: We're all going but the dwarf.<br />Farone: A party without a dwarf is a party that will succeed!<br />*<br />(The party is attacked by wolves)<br />Toad: I'm going to get me a mount!<br />Jared: You're going to get mounted.<br />Eli: That's a very special critical hit.<br />*<br />Toad: I rolled an 01 to hit and did 1 point of damage.<br />Farone: You hit it and gave it clarity!<br />Damien: It knows what it wants to do with it's life now.<br />Farone: I'm going to eat that halfling! Then I'm going to become a baker.<br />*<br />Dave: I don't know how you humans destroy artifacts of evil.<br />Farone: Me neither. If this is an artifact of evil it's my first.<br />*<br />(Toad is looking at the magic ritual book that no one can read)<br />Brandon: You can read the title.<br />Toad: I can? What is it?<br />Brandon: The Fiery Vengeance of the Ravaged Heart.<br />Travis &amp; Farone: It's a romance novel!<br />Farone: It is evil. Burn it!<br />*<br />Toad: I believe the two words most often used to describe your character are "universally" and "reviled."<br />*<br />Eli: Does he still smell all good...like a woman?<br />*<br />Eli: Did you kill something?<br />Toad: No, but I hit it's tentacle for five measly points of damage.<br />Eli: You hit it's tentacle? Nice. I hit a tentacle once...<br />Toad: Is there more to that story?<br />Eli: Uh...no.<br />Dave: Not any more that you want to hear.<br />*<br />Dave: You're not a very good swordsman.<br />Eli: Especially considering all the boasting you're doing.<br />Farone: You wanna borrow my flail?<br />Toad: Don't give him a flail! That's a complicated weapon. He can't wield a sword!<br />Farone: You wanna borrow this stick with a nail in it?<br />*<br />Dave: I got a strength bonus of 3...12.<br />Farone: You've got a strength bonus of 312?<br />Eli: Damn!<br />Jared: That's right! Don't mess with the elves!<br />Toad: Oh, it's an elven 312, so like...2.<br />*<br />Travis: I clean the blood off my sword.<br />Eli: There's no blood on your sword. You didn't hit anybody.<br />Farone: First he sticks his sword in some corpses, then he cleans the blood off of it.<br />*<br />Dave: I have excellent vision.<br />Toad: I have night vision.<br />Farone: I have blurred vision.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6053588567396912262-8991658191113074071?l=pathsofthedarned.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Madtoadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02036569853456170532noreply@blogger.com0